Monday, February 20, 2006

Jonathan


Jonathan, Aircraft Engineer, Computer genius and Serious Music critic is a man with a flaw. An unfortunate compulsion to expose buttocks at the most socially inapprporiate times has led him to aquire an almost Ozzie Osbourne like reputation amongst the good caravan folk of Newquay.

Drinking lager and yeti discussions are a favourite pastime as is lying in bed until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. With a high break on the snooker table of 14 and a surf board cracking through lack of exposure to water Jonathan is no mean sportsman and it is to be hoped that 2006 will be a vintage year for a man who can really get the party going.

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